Saturday 1 July 2017

Battlefields: 2. Visiting the Anglo-Zulu Battlefields

The museum at Rorke's Drift, scene of the famous siege


After our tour of the Anglo-Boer battlefield of Spioenkop (see part 1) we headed east and back in time to the Anglo-Zulu Wars. To British imperial treachery and arrogance and to bravery, fortitude and warrior spirit from both nations of young men fighting over yet another mountain top.

The Penny Farthing, Dundee


About an hour and a half east of Ladysmith, deep in the green valleys of KwaZulu Natal and on the edge of Zululand we finally reached the Penny Farthing farm and guesthouse and our host and guide Foy (so called because the first farmhand to greet the newborn had a lisp and exclaimed 'a foy!'), took us into his home.

The octogenarian widow Foy is one of the leading historians guiding visitors through these battlefields. His family have lived and farmed here since the Voortrekkers left the Cape in the mid 1800s, surviving the scorched earth of the British during their war on the Boers and today fighting to see through the end of the worst drought in decades. The wide empty fields were a blaze of luminous green grass as the first rain in months had just arrived, although as Foy showed us, just below the surface the red earth remained bone dry.

After a delicious home-cooked dinner around a grand dining table looked over by black and white photos of several generations of bearded ancestors, we retreated for a gin and tonic and a documentary film. In it the true stories of the battles were told, the complex history of the Zulu nation was outlined, the problems of weaponry and technology examined, the reasons for the conflict explained and the myths of Michael Caine's Hollywood epic, Zulu, were dismissed.

The rains continued to patter atop the steel roof of the old house and across the horizon distant flashes of lightning flared. That night, 30km from the nearest town, I slept deeply and dreamed of green valleys and red-coated armies, of fires and songs, strong black men running through the night and a past Africa of competing clans and colonies.

After breakfast we all packed into the trusty Yaris and set forth for Zululand. The road quickly turned to gravel and as we passed field after field spattered with anemic miele corn, Foy told us of the poor harvest that was to come after this devastating drought. Soon we crossed into the valley divided by the Buffalo River, the borders of Shaka's Zululand.

The quiet valley of Rorke's Drift

British memorial at Rorke's Drift

A more modern Zulu memorial at Rorke's Drift


Rorke's Drift


First stop Rorke's Drift. The tiny field hospital and mission station manned by a small band of British soldiers which withstood an army of several thousand Zulu warriors. It's remarkable how small it is. How humble. The British didn't bother with their usual grandeur this close to the borders that they had previously promised not to cross.

As Foy talked us through the museum using his walking stick to point to the crucial front lines – first the garden, then the veranda, the doors, the windows - the sight of thousands of young Zulu warriors burst into the imagination. Having run a half marathon overnight from the next valley over (there were few horses here in those days due to the devastating African Horse Disease) the men launched themselves on the small garrison determined to wet their spears with blood and prove themselves in battle. The British redcoats guarding the field hospital sought to stand their ground, summoning their own bravery and strength in a last stand that remains one of the most lauded of the era.

Now this valley is serene, un-manicured but pretty, not wild nor dramatic. We sat and soaked in the scene under a tree with a simple picnic followed by cups of tea. The occasional villager strolled by on their way home, a child played in the street while a woman swept her stoep.

Isn't this what everybody wants to do? To sit beneath a tree in good company with a cup of tea and a sandwich while the world quietly turns? Is this calm humdrum of everyday village life, of homemakers, elders and children going about their day, what the men dreamed of as they lay dying in the grass? 

Such a gentle valley filled with the dead of so many. And yet it felt so peaceful there, that without Foy's brilliant narrative one could think it all had never happened. This is how battlefields are sometimes. They are there only but for the spoken memory of it.


Isandlwana on a busy day

Looking out over the hills in the direction of Rorke's Drift

One of many cairns littering the battlefield of Isandlwana


Isandlwana


Our final battlefield lay some 30kms away across the river and in Zululand proper, the kingdom of the Zulus which apartheid South Africa designated as a 'Bantustan'. There's no time to explain here how and what Bantustans were (I still don't really understand myself to be honest...) but these parts of South Africa are markedly different to other parts of the country. Life is slow, the landscapes broad, the roads are terrible and rural poverty is ubiquitous. It felt very different. Different problems, a different way of life and a very different landscape.

As the Isandlwana peak loomed into sight we stopped to take a picture. Some ladies walking down the road stopped for a photo of the British tourists making their pilgrimage to the battleground. It was a big day in the area as it was the anniversary of the battle and the King was in town. He'd helicoptered in and a big marquee was set up for speeches. He had arrived several hours late, but the local men and women were already out in force. Meeting and socialising, dressed in their finest. Men in furs, women in beads. They were predominately young, beautiful, dazzling in style.

Isandlwana is the most physically impressive and dramatic battlefield of them all. To one side the giant mastiff looms over a vast, desolate plain, while behind the valleys and hills of the west rise and roll. A fearsome place to die in battle, and here the British did in their hundreds. Outsmarted and outnumbered by a massive Zulu army armed only with shields, knives, spears and unwavering spirit, the 1,300 or so British were surrounded. In a matter of hours the Zulus had attacked from all sides using the famous 'Horns of the Bull' strategy, crushing the invading army, leaving not a man standing. The British did not know what was coming.

The many white cairns marking the places where the dead were left are all that remain of this battle. It is not in Zulu tradition to leave behind markers of wars victorious or not, the stones remain for those young men who died far from their homeland. For those Zulus who visit today, this land and its legends passed down through generations, tell their own story.

Summer in Malawi - Lake Malawi and Zomba Mountain

The view from the deck at Domwe Island. Blissful spot for a Malawi Gin and tonic sundowner

Living in Joburg you have much of Africa on your doorstep. So far we've visited Chobe in Botswana, Victoria Falls in Zambia and Zimbabwe, Swaziland, Lesotho and Maputo in Mozambique. Our biggest dream for a while though has been to visit Malawi, which we finally did in December 2016 – pretty much the hottest time of year to be there. Planning a trip to Malawi is pretty easy – it's less than three hours flight from Joburg – but there are also a few complications you should think about in advance.


NEED TO KNOW

Transport
I was determined that if we were to spend the majority of our time at Lake Malawi then the high cost of renting a car made no sense – we simply wouldn't be using it. Why not just take a bus? In the end we didn't take a bus anywhere for the whole 10 days because they were so complicated. I'd heard about luxe coaches travelling the main routes to the lake, but I never found these mythical coaches. 

That plan scrapped I looked at minibus taxis. From Blantyre to the village of Chembe on the south coast of the lake, I was informed that I'd need at least 3 minibuses, that the journey could take at least eight hours and that we'd also likely need to find a regular taxi for the last 30minutes to the village (drive direct and its four hours total trip). Bearing in mind we were only in Malawi for ten days, I scrapped this plan altogether.

From our hostel in Blantyre we managed to arrange a taxi to Chembe for about 75,000 kwacha (a very unexpectedly expensive outlay). It was a straightforward journey albeit with a 40 minute detour through Blantyre in search of Malawi's cheapest petrol. When we arrived at Chembe our driver and his five year old son took a dip in the lake, sipped a Fanta and drove four hours back again, It's worth bearing in mind that the high taxi cost is mainly due to the fact that your driver will be doing a round trip. 

Money
Malawi's Kwacha is vastly inflated. Our 75,000K ride was the equivalent of about R1300 – paid all in R2,000 notes as there is no bigger note in Malawi. Getting hold of this amount of cash involved several trips to ATMs as you can only withdraw one 30,000K brick at a time (any larger amount simply would not fit through the hole in the machine), also often times machines don't have any cash in them. The lesson – bring dollars! 

Malaria
One complication we could have done without was taking malaria pills. We were pretty much constantly smothered in Tabard (best least-toxic smelling mosquito repellent in my opinion), and were not bitten once when at the lake (and this was in the height of summer). Furthermore malaria is not prevalent in Zomba Mountain or Blantyre where we spend four days of our trip. We took Mozitech (a generic of Malarone) for almost three weeks and while I didn't have side effects my husband suffered occasional irrational bouts of mild depression which he really could have done without. The only insects that did bother us were tiny, harmless-but-annoying midge flies at sunset when we were on Domwe Island. 

Shopping
If you need to buy any essentials (suncream, toiletries, any cooking basics) best buy in the Shoprite or Game in Blantyre or Lilongwe, there is not much to buy outside of the cities. Along the road we occasionally picked up a bag of hot chips or a cold coca-cola. In Chembe I found one or two tomatoes and some very skinny aubergines. However, generally speaking there was scarcely anything to buy other than beer, maize and mangoes. Our driver who took us to Zomba from Chembe spent the whole time with his eyes peeled for street stalls selling cabbages to take home for his family, we didn't see a cabbage the entire journey. 

The People
Malawians are famously friendly – Malawi's slogan is 'The Warm Heart of Africa' – and we found this to be true everywhere we went. We found the people to be kind, easy-going, gentle, jovial, open-hearted and un-intrusive. We were never once hassled by souvenir or guide touts, crime never crossed our mind and everywhere we went people greeted us with a warm and genuine smile.

Local transport in Chembe village


Trying to cool off while waiting for chicken and chips at a local Chembe cafe in the middle of the day. Something about mad dogs, British people and midday sun....


WHERE WE WENT

Chembe

Our first stop on the lake was the village of Chembe in Cape Maclear on the south coast – an unspoiled little bay that had a curiously low number of tourists. The long long sandy beach has about a dozen little low rise guesthouses strung along it and the two streets behind are home to the villagers, many of whom are fishermen. It's a sleepy little place with somewhat sporadic electricity. Fiercely hot during the day the whole village comes down to the shore in the late afternoon to relax, wash, do laundry and greet the fishermen. 

We did take a brief stroll through the village in the day time to get some mangoes and find chicken and chips for lunch but melted after 3 blocks. The evening is the best time. We didn't get the 'lake of stars' as it was a full moon, but we did have the magic of walking along the beach and back through the village with our way lit just by moonlight and the dim lights of little houses. This is a great place to switch off for a while.


Local kids playing on Chembe beach at sunset. It is at about this time that the Chembe Beach Boys, a 'band' of little kids with homemade instruments like to drop by to perform their favourite song; 'who let the mzungus out?' ('hello, hello, hello, hello!')

The beach on our doorstep at Thumbi View Lodge
Chembe beach in Cape Maclear. Generally it is not recommended to swim here as there is a high risk of contracting billharzia. It is better to take a boat out to swim off Thumbi Island which is unpopulated - billharzia only spreads if there are many people. Also better snorkeling opportunities there.


Domwe Island

We spent four nights on Domwe Island which was as close to paradise as you can find in Malawi. Domwe is the more basic of two private islands in Cape Maclear run by Kayak Africa. There's the option of safari tent or camping, both of which are set up under little wooden cabins with a private deck and hammock. We went with the safari tent and brought all our own food to self-cater, although you can also pay extra for full board - we saw what the other guests were eating and it seemed very good value. Toilets are 'eco' (a smart long drop with compost) and showers are from a suspended bucket shower (the water gets warm enough quickly from the sun).

On our first night we were the only guests – our own private island! I'd sourced a large fish back in Chembe to bring with us and the three staff who live on the island (there's a changeover each week) cooked it up for us on a fire with lemon and garlic while we watched the most incredible sunset. I'd say it's the best fish grill I've ever had. On the following nights we asked the staff to find some fish for us from the passing fishermen, these were much smaller (mostly catfish) than that I'd found in the village but the staff again cooked them up beautifully for us at little extra cost. Unfortunately Lake Malawi is overfished and supplies are much lower than they once were - a general reflection of one of Malawi's most pressing problems – over population, which is constantly pressuring Malawi's food security.

We didn't get up to too much while on the island, we used the time largely as a switch off and tune out opportunity. Savouring the bliss of no electricity we devoured books and slept like babies, rising naturally early as the fishermen came past in the dawn light singing songs and rowing their dugout canoes in formation. At least twice a day we'd go out for a swim. The water is incredibly clear, a perfect refreshing luke warm temperature and full of colourful tropical ciclids so make sure you pack a snorkel.

Our little safari tent cabin on Domwe hidden behind the trees

Fisherman in dugout canoe returning home at dusk

Maybe the best fish I ever ate, served with rice and tinned beans from Shoprite in Blantyre

The small beach at Domwe


Zomba

After leaving the lake we had toyed with the idea of heading to Mount Mulanje but were largely unprepared for proper hiking (next time!). Instead we visited Zomba, a mountain plateau about 1.5 hours east of Blantyre. 

Most accommodation options in Zomba town at the foot of the mountain were pretty poor value for their price and we were seriously let down by our guidebook (I'd bought the new Bradt guide) which unfortunately pointed us to a place described as 'the most historic and smartest lodge' in town (Hotel Masongola) that in reality resembled a haunted house straight out of a Hitchcock film. In the end we spent a night at Annie's Lodge, the only place in Malawi where we were ripped off. We were told that only the ludicrous Presidential Suite was available, when in reality the hotel was half empty. Up in our lofty Presidential section of the hotel were the other African and European foreigners who were passing this way. Interesting coincidence. Also fun to note that the Malawian President himself has a mansion in Zomba just down the road from Annie's Lodge.

We spent the next two nights up the mountain at the Zomba Forest Lodge, the most expensive stay of our trip. The room included full board and the outstanding food cooked up by our British-Malawian hosts was by far the best we ate on our whole trip. From the lodge we followed the trails through the thick forests and also took a hike up to the plateau along the old forestry road which is now used as the main route for locals traversing the mountain on foot ('Merry Christmas!' the children yelled at us). From the top of Zomba again wonderful views awaited, a quick pitstop at the fancy Sunbird Ku Chawe Hotel for a bottle of Malawi's finest beer Kuche Kuche, and back at the lodge evening arrived, the sky heavy with rain gave us a typically spectacular sunset. Just as we had become accustomed to Malawi's rhythm it was time to go. We'll be back.

View over the plains towards Blantyre from the Zomba Mountain trail

Zomba sunset with rain on the way

WHERE WE STAYED

Blantyre

Doogles – basic and very reasonably priced hostel with dorms and private rooms. Decent bar. Don't walk around outside the hostel, especially at night, the taxi rank/bus station next door is a notorious mugging hotspot. We paid R550 a night for a large double en-suite with fan.
Chez Maki – Very nice views over the green hills from the cafe-bar terrace and an easy walk to the city centre with great views along the way. Basics rooms with shared bathroom. We just turned up here and took what was available, came to about R600 for the night.

Cape Maclear

Thumbi View Lodge – Very reasonably priced, recently upgraded little en-suite room, with a fan, directly on the beach. Nice and quiet. The guesthouse was recently bought by a (very helpful) South African couple who were busy putting in a swimming pool. At the entrance there's a stall with a tailor who makes clothes with local kitenge cloths at very quick turnaround. About R700 a night (including a cooked breakfast). You can book through booking.com
Domwe Island – aka paradise island. Make sure to book well in advance. You can canoe out there if you are very fit, but we opted for the boat. South Africans (and residents) get a discount. We paid R1800 per night.

Zomba

Annie's Lodge – if you can get a normal room then fine, but if you have to fork out $85 for a presidential suite it simply isn't worth it.
Zomba Forest Lodge – Half way up the mountain with quite a stretch on a forest dirt road (one for the experienced drivers). There's no electricity so pay in cash or arrange to pay beforehand (the owners have a UK bank account). The food is the best you'll find in Malawi and the owners are very invested in local conservation and forestry which more than makes up for the $200 a night price tag.