Saturday, 14 May 2016

On Battlefields: 1. Visiting the Anglo-Boer Battlefields



What do you do when you visit a battlefield?

You walk and wander and try to imagine.

Try to envisage young men fighting each other to the death. Defending their positions. Marching across the land. Waiting for orders to wage war on each other. This land is my land! For Queen and Country! To the death! Each finding the conviction that for this, or for that, they are prepared to kill, and to die.

Usually you learn something, some lost history. Your mind tries to attune itself to competing histories and conflicting memories.

You remember. Or at least you try to remember for those who could have but are now gone. For always at the battlefields, it's not a life gone or a burning memory that was forever yours to suffer. It is the story of your ancestors. Their memories and their suffering. It's not your battle.

Trying to gaze back in time and pity the dead and their in/glorious deaths on some forgotten hilltop. That's mostly what you are doing.

The Siege of Ladysmith


In late January my husband's uncle came out from Scotland to visit us in Johannesburg. A retired history teacher with a passion for battlefields, an avid golfer and a massive cricket fan, this visit had all the elements of a great holiday. Perfect golfing weather, England playing a test match at the Wanderers and the many battlefields of KwaZulu Natal just a few hours drive away.

The first port of call was Ladysmith, the site of the worst siege of the Anglo-Boer Wars, about a four hour drive from Joburg. Here in the middle of a wide verdant valley the British held out for four months ducking fire from the Long Tom guns of Boer guerrillas gathered in the surrounding hills. Trying to find some normality they wrote letters, played cards, gathered round for a dram of whisky now and then and spent their day trudging goods to the market hoping to avoid the shells of an unexpected blast along the way. This was a modern siege held with canons and guns as they are today. 

Our first night in the Battlefields was spent at Bullers Rest, a lovely guesthouse set up like a small fortress with terraces and lookout points spread across a ridge watching over the city just across from where the British once held their line of defense back in the summer of 1899-1900. Dinner was a fabulous meal of hearty stew held at a communal table in the main house followed by drinks and a brief history lesson by Uncle (General) Robertson in the bar. Scraps of gun metal and old bottles, a deerstalker, a pipe and a pith helmet found decorating the bar made the perfect props.

The next morning the Ladysmith museum awaited (go there – it is excellent!) and the mind's eye had found some semblance of the positioning of defenses, the lives of the people of the town, the men who wore the uniforms and the battlefields they fought on.


The View from Bullers Rest (we stayed in the room to the right)

The bar at Bullers Rest


Two Johns, One Long Tom

Photo of a Boer Commando (as seen at Ladysmith Siege Museum)


The Battle of Spioenkop


With these brief lessons and our enthusiastic Anglo-Boer War buff General Robertson at our side we headed off to the Spioenkop – 'the hill of spies', about 40km west of Ladysmith. This was the site of one of the worst British defeats of the Anglo-Boer war.

On the night of January 24, 1900 a wily band of Boer spies and guerrillas were camped atop a steep rocky hill within a day's ride of Ladysmith. A small army of several hundred British soldiers approached from the further steepest side of the Spioenkop, convinced of their ability to climb the almost sheer rock face in the dead of night, in full regalia, and catch their enemy unawares. 

As darkness descended and the climb up the koppie began, so too came the mist. By the time the first outlying Boer watchman was caught the scene was set for chaos. The British thought they had taken the hill, having mistaken the true summit and began to haphazardly dig trenches. Unbeknownst to them Boer spies had already run off to send news of the British attack.

As dawn rose the British realised their mistaken position all too late and soon the bands of Boers who were camped in the surrounding hills, had already begun their attack. Men fumbled, fought and fell, trying to find a formation, a cover or failing that, a plan. The trenches were useless and gun fire reigned in from the Boer Long Tom canons parked on nearby hills. By the time the battle was done, the causalities were catastrophic. Hundreds of men lay injured or dead, while the rest of the British army retreated and by the time the next morning came, two lone burghers reputedly stood alone amid a field of fallen British soldiers.

Now the mountain was empty save for us three tourists and a wide scattering of graves, monuments and bright white stone cairns. Some new, some old. The forgotten heroes, the strange names from unusual small towns, the first Boer scout, the young men from Lancashire villages and Liverpudlian slums, the wily Boer spies and guerrillas, the Generals and captains, the Burghers and the farmers. The Indian field nurses and doctors and the black scouts from the competing armies, are also now remembered by more recent memorials.

Many of the British who lost their lives on that hill hailed from Liverpool and the Anfield Kop stand is named in honour of this hopeless defeat. The lonely entrance office at the bottom of the steep winding road leading to the Spioenkop battlefield is in its turn decorated in honour of Anfield, festooned with red LFC flags and scarves.

The British climbed this side of the hill in the dead of night

The grave of the Boer watchman, first to be killed during the battle

Monuments, crosses, cairns and stones

(Note to readers: My sincerest apologies if I've repeated any historical inaccuracies – I lost the original guide booklet from the Spioenkop battlefield and had to rely on other sources to back-up my memory of the visit! You can collect the excellent and essential Spioenkop battlefield guide from the small office at the entrance)

Monday, 29 June 2015

Victoria Falls and Bob's Birthday

If there are only a few things you see during time spent in southern Africa, the Victoria Falls has to be one of them. I can honestly, hand on my heart, say that this is one of the most spectacular natural wonders I have ever seen in my life. If you are in Joburg, this is a totally doable (if a little expensive) weekend away.
We left Joburg on a Friday afternoon by the region's newest low-cost airline flyafrica. Note that this really is a budget airline so there are the hidden costs, the delayed flights and a general lack of fanfare. But still as far as budget airlines go, it wasn't too bad – a perfectly comfortable flight, half empty plane and this amazing view as you circle the falls before landing. Not bad at all.





The Victoria Falls airport is tiny (but will be pretty large in a few years time when they finish extending it), so there are only two or three passport control desks and most foreigners from outside Africa need a visa, so be prepared to queue. A so-called UNIVISA costs $50, is multiple-entry, lasts 30 days and allows you to enter Zambia too. You need to pay for it in cash and there's no cash machine before you cross immigration – so it is essential that you BRING DOLLARS! In fact general rule about visiting Zimbabwe – bring dollars. I don't think I saw a cash machine the whole time we were there....

Our home for the weekend was the Victoria Falls Backpackers, a great budget option run with relaxed expertise by the wonderful Jay, a fountain of knowledge on interesting things to do in the area. From the backpackers it was a short taxi ride ($5) to the falls.

THE VICTORIA FALLS

The Victoria Falls park is very well-maintained with an easy to follow path and for a terrified-of-heights type such as me was a magical experience. Even though I was close to the edge of a huge thundering chasm, I felt almost no pangs of 'OMG don't go near the edge!' for the most part The Edge is carefully fenced off and the beauty and sheer wonder of it all somehow puts you at ease.

We walked back and forth along the edge of the falls for a few hours, admiring the rainbows, marvelling at the immense flow of water, revelling in the lush greenery and occasionally getting  completely soaked. As you get closer to the centre of the falls (ominously called Danger Point) the spray covers you from all sides. With the heat being in the early 30s many of the visitors, even those dressed in their finest clothes, couldn't get enough of the soaking – it is really something quite special to be enveloped in the spray of the world's biggest waterfall.






From here we headed off to the Zambian side of the falls to watch the sun set from the terrace of one of Africa's most luxurious hotels, The Royal Livingstone. Even though the cocktails cost $15 and rooms can go for $700 per night, they were quite happy to let bedraggled riff raff such as us shlep in for sundowners, and boy was it worth it – this was a really magical Friday night sunset on the Zambezi.





Once the sun had gone down we rushed off back across the border for dinner on the main drag of the town of Victoria Falls before drinks and dancing at the other backpackers Shoestrings, evidently also one of the most popular bars in town. Supposedly it's not usually as busy as it was that night, but as we found out this was a special weekend in Vic Falls – Robert Mugabe's birthday.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB

I don't think I need to go into too much detail about Robert Mugabe's biography, suffice to say, the President is 91 years old and has been ruling Zimbabwe for 35 years. During that time a lot has happened, but significantly in the last decade the economy and the currency has collapsed. All transactions in Zimbabwe are now made in US dollars – in cash - and Zimbabwean dollar notes are sold on the streets as novelty souvenirs. 

A select few Zimbabweans have become rich taking advantage of the discrepancies in prices between their country and their neighbour South Africa by selling all kinds of things on the black market, but for most ordinary Zimbabweans the last few years have been dire. Life is expensive in Zimbabwe, many things are in short supply and for those working abroad and sending money home the dollar exchange often means they still come up short.

On the Saturday of our trip Mr Mugabe arrived with a huge entourage of loyal supporters (literally thousands of them) for an extravagant birthday party that is rumoured to have cost $1 million. It is said that the celebratory buffet included lion, buffalo and elephant meat. Meanwhile a massive rally with performances by a wealth of major Zimbabwean musicians took place at the town's stadium.  Despite being invited many times by an array of businessmen, generals and hangers-on to come along and see what the fuss was about, we didn't attend either event.

Everywhere we went in the town, the streets were thronged with people dressed in Happy Birthday T-shirts or traditional dresses and shirts bearing the face of Mugabe. Every hotel, guesthouse, lodge and empty building in the town was filled with guests of the party. It was a difficult event to avoid and it set a rather rather strange vibe on the town.

At one point we even met a 'secret service officer' who didn't say much at all. She may or may not have been a girlfriend of one of the guests and I still have no idea what her job involved, or if indeed she was even a secret service officer at all. It seemed she didn't understand much English..... but she may have also been bluffing so as to be able to eavesdrop on our conversations....who knows? Like I say, at times in the town things were a bit unusual.


BABOONS AND MARABOUS

We spent Saturday leisurely avoiding all birthday festivities. From the backpackers we took a short stroll, passing by families of mongoose scuttling over the path to a nearby lodge, which overlooks its own nature reserve. The main wildlife highlight is its vulture colony who are fed scraps every day from a restaurant overlooking the reserve. In addition to the vultures there were also hoards of marabous – if you can believe it marabous are even uglier than vultures – hideous gangly creatures! 



From here we hopped on the free shuttle bus to town. This time we skipped the entrance of the falls and continued over the border to look at the Victorian bridge which forms the Zim-Zam border – a incredible piece of ambitious colonial engineering. John insisted on taking the zipline over the gorge that the bridge spans, I stayed in the bar and tried to avoid the massive baboons who stroll around the border area like hooligans, rummaging through the bins and following traders who studiously avoid them. 





MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

Back at the backpackers that evening Jay had put on a braai for us all and a fire. We enjoyed mountains of pap and veg and perfectly braaied meat and sausages and had the chance to gossip around the boma with the Zimbabweans who had been at the birthday party.

Of course when I say gossip I mean pester them with questions about the elephant meat. In all honesty they didn't have a lot to say about it all, everyone in Zimbabwe is very guarded about discussing anything that is anywhere near politics, especially on such an auspicious day as this.  The one thing that everyone was vocal about though was their insistence that we should still take the chance to visit the concert at the stadium – or at least go to one of the many after-parties. 




Instead we stayed and drank our Duty Free booze around the fire while listening to the far away sounds of parties and sniffing the air for the faint scent of marijuana smoke which seemed to be drifting around everywhere. Having talked our way around Bob and his birthday, the conversation instead took an about-turn to religion. I told the guys I felt myself to be agnostic – I don't know was it the right or wrong answer, or whether there was just a lot of smoke in the air, but my response elicited initial confusion, followed by a very sincere discussion. 

I conclude from this that when in Zim you simply can't talk Bob. But Zimbabweans seem to be those deep thoughtful types and so any other topic that isn't frivolous will be met with the utmost seriousness.
That or they thought I was speaking in some kind of code.
With the topic of religion then put to bed we played some chess before the Zimbabweans left to party, flirt and not talk politics through the night. They were after all a long way away from celebrating their 91st birthdays.


Saturday, 6 September 2014

Joburg House Music - My 7 Top Tracks You Should Know #Issue1

Before I moved to Johannesburg I was pretty ignorant of quite a few things. Like I didn't know what a tokoloshe was and I wasn't sure what was in the 'monkeygland sauce' (not monkey of course, but still, I wasn't sure). I wasn't a pro on craft beer and I'd never tasted pinotage before. Klipdrift I assumed was a place not a brandy and markets I had always thought were rough and ready places to bargain with traders over the veggies, not fashionable joints to hang out and try gourmet street food at the weekend...

But, worse than all that, the biggest thing I  didn't know about life here was what a huge deal house music is in South Africa. And I mean, really, really huge. Joburg is pretty much at the centre of the South African house music scene and quite frankly house music in South Africa is some of the best in the world right now. Blasting from the cars and getting every party bouncing, house is the sound of the city. Joburg moves, grooves, sasses and defines itself with these rhythms and whatever your class, race, creed or nationality, all are present and welcome in this scene.

Now, even though I probably over-dance to it and consequently look like a dork, I just really love my house music, South African or not. I've tried to keep a track of what's coming out that's cool and my kind of sound ever since I first switched on the radio here and realised everything I was listening to was awesome local produce. And so, a year and half into my new life in South Africa, I present to you (in no particular order) the 7 South African house tracks that you really should know about. 

Here's your playlist:

1. HEAVY K ft MPUMI - WENA
Let's start with an absolute stormer to get you in the right mood. Producer and DJ Heavy K is also known as the Drumboss, which tells you most of what you need to know. The man gets around and his name is on all kinds of hit remixes and his instrumentals are always something else. This tune was an instant killer from the very first time I heard it coming out of some cafe. And that lady, man she is just SO fierce, love her and love this track. Sing it people - weeeeeeeeeeena!




2. MI CASA - JIKA
Mixing a latino and soul edge with smooth house beats and pop sensibility, these Jozi boys are the popular house sound of this city. Everywhere you go, they're either performing live or they're playing on the stereo. Their biggest hit Jika had some incredible radio airtime and even sprouted its own dance move. We've all listened to Jika rather a little too much in the last months, but it's still a definitive sound of Joburg for me so I had to put it on the list - and even just listening to it again now I'm dying to go and chill at some house party. To quote some random from youtube "With this song I feel like I can dance....but I cant, it just makes you wanna dance". I am also totally in love with their latter single Turn you on – so addictive and sexy in just the right kind of classy way. Study the video, learn the simple dance moves and everyone's your friend!




3. DJ KENT FT THE ARROWS – SPIN MY WORLD AROUND
The south Joburg based DJ is a house music king and just keeps putting out hits. You cannot but go crazy for this song, it's catchy, simple and has an ever so sweet little pop tinge to it. Crank it up loud, feel good and dance my friends, there's always a time and place for this kind of song. And what a relief to not have a female vocalist who is not prancing in her bikini all over the video hey? Yup, that's another reason why SA house is cool, the women are being themselves.




4. DJ CLOCKS FT BEATENBERG - PLUTO
Definitely more on the indie-pop side of house music, not sure if this is still even proper house aside from the DJ title on the track...but you know what? That's fine with me. It's upbeat, easy-going and summery. Perfect for a chilled-out sunny Joburg afternoon. 




5. MAFIKOZOLO FT UHURU - KHONA
Mafikozolo are a South African super-group. They formed in the early 1990s and have been chart-toppers for years and despite one of the trio having sadly been murdered in 2004, they've managed to keep on going, making distinctively South African music that the people love and which brings the house down. Their music tends to be a blend of afro-pop and kwaito beats, but with this track they went full on deep house on us. Note the dancing in the video, that's how SA house music makes you move, whoever you are. Random youtube lady was right.




6. BUCIE FT HEAVY K - EASY TO LOVE
Time to introduce Bucie, the Princess of House. Her voice has that rhythm and special edge that just puts you in a place. She's worked with everyone and there's really a lot to choose from, but this is arguably her biggest hit. I've no idea what she says in the hook there (still ignorant foreigner in some things) before 'your so easy to love', but I'll keep pretending to lip synch to it anyway. Note to club fans, the place she leaves at the end of the video is Sway in Sandton!




7. BLACK COFFEE FT TOSHI - BUYA
DJ and music producer, Black Coffee is one of SA's superstar DJs. He keeps the party going on and on and if he's on the decks, well hot damn - you must be at the right kind of party! Usually, being such a big name he's more likely to be playing a festival than a club. If you've made it this far through my playlist, you should be ready for this one. It's not so instantly poptastic dance fest, more a track to remind you that house music can be mellow too. Keeping it real soft, dark and deep this track has a slightly speedier rhythm to it, perfect for those long night drives...and then there's that subtle vocal running through it. Altogether hypnotic.



Thursday, 3 July 2014

4 Days in Maputo

We've been talking about visiting Mozambique ever since we first arrived in South Africa. It's only around 5-6 hours drive from Johannesburg, the food is amazing and hey isn't it kind of really cool and exotic to be able to say 'I'm going to Mozambique for the weekend'?! In May we finally hopped in the car and hit the road to Maputo for our anniversary weekend. From the moment we arrived, I knew I would want to return. Maputo is a very special city. I feel very lucky to have been there. I am also dying to go back.


DAY 1

The first day of our trip was mostly taken up with getting there. If you leave before the sun rises you could get to Maputo in time for an afternoon siesta. We left at a human hour and instead arrived just as the sun was setting on Mozambique. As we drove into the city it was clear holiday weekend mood was taking over. On the outskirts of the city hundreds of little wooden kiosks lined the roads for kilometres, blaring music and selling beers and fried foods. People were hanging out chatting, jumping in and out of mini-bus taxis and everyone looked sultry and sexy in their skimpy summer clothing. Just 5 hours from Joburg but in another climatic zone completely. In Maputo it was still summer and tropical. 

After finding somewhere to stay (the Marco Hotel - not the best, but no shortage of rooms) we ventured out for food and beer. Maputo nightlife is really of note and there's always an interesting bar around the corner (my kind of city). A few blocks from the hotel we stumbled upon a public swimming pool which by night functioned as a little bar with nice music, cheap, cheap beers and chilled, friendly Mozambicans. I loved the view over the eclectic city centre architecture from the deck too.


The swimming pool/bar hangout during the day

DAY 2

First things first we found a new place to stay - the PalmeirasGuesthouse. Gorgeous little house with a courtyard serving the most divine breakfasts and right in the heart of the city, just two blocks from Samorra Machel street. Like most places in Maputo it was pricier than expected, but still as far as guesthouses go, it was first rate.


We then ventured off to Catembe for some much needed R & R. A short ferry ride to the other side of Maputo Bay, you land in what is essentially a fishing village. Catembe is only connected to the city by the ferry and so retains a distinctly rural pace and way of life. The beach itself is long but dirty, but that is of little concern when the prawns are this good and cheap! We found the perfect little shack serving big plates of delicious prawns and seriously cold beer, for enviably low prices. Sitting watching the dows come ashore with their nets full of fish against a Maputo skyline backdrop, gorging on seafood and watching the sunset…I can't think of a more perfect afternoon.




Back to Maputo and we hopped a tuk tuk to the guesthouse to change into our best for dinner at one of the city's finest (and most expensive) seafood restaurants Zambi. Unfortunately I didn't take a camera with me so I didn't get photos of the incredible line caught red snapper that we ate, or the mind-blowing langoustine tails which we also indulgently ordered. And even worse I didn't get to capture the random street party going on around the corner either! All along the seafront close to the restaurant people had parked up their cars and were partying. Boots were opened to reveal huge sound systems pounding out r'n'b and latino music, ladies wandered around with crates of cold beer for sale and cocksure youngsters, dressed in their finest were hanging out looking to impress. If you aren't getting the gist already - Maputo is a Party Town.


Just another gorgeous sunset on Maputo bay

After a beer and a stroll we hopped a taxi (helpful option to bypass rogue policemen) up to the Gil Vicente Club. I was a bit perturbed about paying 150 Meticais for entrance, until that is the incredible band - Cheny Wa Gune Quartet, turned up. The band mixes modern and traditional Mozambican sounds and the leader (Cheny) plays the traditional instruments Timbila (kind of giant xylophone) and M'Bira (something like a finger piano?). Watching him play that timbila was particularly mesmerising - the rhythm is played so fast that the hands genuinely remind of hummingbird wings. It was at once joyful and hypnotic. A perfect end to a perfect day. Below is a clip I found on youtube so you can better understand the kind of music we were listening to. I've started following Cheny on facebook, but so far no word on him coming to Joburg...



DAY 3

Day 3 was devoted to exploring the city and doing some informal sightseeing. We visited the CFM (Centre Franco-Mozambique) a buzzing spot round the corner from the guesthouse, which has a cafe, bar, jazz club, art gallery and screens films in its gardens. Do not confuse this with the actual train station (I do concede its very confusing both buildings have the same letters on the front - CFM)  which does not have bars, cafes, shops (as suggested in many articles online) - or trains for that matter - but is very graceful and has been beautifully preserved. We also took in some local markets including the Mercado Centrale (nice food market with great fruit) and generally strolled the streets soaking in the crazy mix of colonial and Soviet-style architecture.


Sculpture at Centro-Franco Mozambique made from old Kalashnikovs. Samorra Machel's statue can just be seen in the back (it stands in front of a government building so you are not allowed to photograph it)





For dinner we ate at the famous Piri Piri restaurant in the Polana district. It was busy and service was pro, but personally I still feel it was over-priced. Garlic prawns were finger-licking good though (garlic prawns are always good). We finished up with a beer at the Pirata Bar and Pizzeria (nice family place, pizzas looked great) and went back to chill in the guesthouse courtyard - the longing to learn Portuguese and relocate to Maputo seriously sinking in by this point.





'the lemon squeezer'

DAY 4

There were two things which we still couldn't leave Maputo without doing (actually there were more but there was no time). One was to buy this most fantastic batik deck chair from the CFM (anniversary present :)



The other was to visit the Nucleo Arts Centre. Had we more energy we would have gone and boozed it up at their awesome little bar the night before, but alas we went sober and enjoyed the art instead. The artists who work in these studios are the real deal and their prices realistically reflect their talents. You can spend anything from $200 to $2000 and next time we come to Maputo that's what I plan to do.


Unfortunately this incredible map of Africa was not for sale :(
Would have struggled to get that in the car anyway I suppose...







Back on the road it seemed to take us about 3 years to get back to Joburg. We got quite aggressively harassed by the Mozambique border traffic police (not nice guys - however having since heard other stories from friends I think we actually got off relatively lightly) and then waited for almost 2 hours to get through the SA border post. From there it was just a long drive in the dark, pushing on back home, thinking - 'boy, we spent some amount of money there!' And 'please - when can we go back!'
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GOOD TO KNOW IF YOU VISIT MAPUTO:

POLICE: Police in Maputo are thoroughly corrupt - even by local standards they are in a league of their own. Their scheme is to 'fine' anyone who does not carry their passport, no warnings, straight to the wallet. If you do carry your passport then they are likely to take it, find a problem with it and demand a fine before giving it back, so there's no way to win. And threatening to put you in the local jail is also part of the rigmarole. The whole situation is really annoying so avoid police as much as you can. Especially at night when they really get feisty. Maputo is safe enough to walk around after dark, but still it will ultimately turn out cheaper and easier to take tuk tuks/taxis late at night so as to avoid the police shake down (night time is when they really try to nail you, knowing there are less people around to spot them doing it).
The traffic police for their part are super strict, but don't tend to try and scam you for nothing. If there is a problem though they will get very aggro with you and can be nasty. If you do not have an 'international driver's license' - get one, it's one of the things they have very strong feelings about.

VISAS: South Africans do not need a visa to visit Mozambique. Most other nationalities do though. Mozambican visas cost R800 (ouch!) to make at the border and the process takes about 10-15mins. You can have the visa for a month. Multiple Entry costs more.

MALARIA: Mozambique is malarial. We didn't take any anti-malarials and risked it just by putting on loads of anti-mozzie spray (it was autumn...). I got bitten twice, John not at all. Luckily I have not since contracted malaria. However, visiting malarial areas and not taking medication is your own risk and I am not going to advise either way.

Thursday, 22 May 2014

A Karoo Wedding

Shortly after we arrived in Brandvlei, Northern Cape (aka Middle of Nowhere, see previous post) the beers were cracked open, the cooler boxes piled up and a little bus came to collect us all and drive us 45km out of town to the bride's farm for a pre-wedding braai.


A Karoo lamb braai under the stars
After driving 1,200km-plus from Johannesburg we were all full of beans and having a great laugh as the bus chugged up the road. Lucky for us some other guests were trailing us in a car and noticed when about 20km out of town our bus spectacularly bust a tyre. We all piled out to look at the damage, thinking we'd just do a quick tyre change and be on our way. Then we saw this, were happy all passengers were intact, rescued the beers from the bus and set ourselves up at the side of the road to watch the sunset and wait for rescue.



An hour later and we were at the farm. The stars were coming out (just spectacular) and the massive braai was well under way. It goes without saying that we ate lamb that night (Renee's family sacrificed a lot of their animals for our enjoyment – this was as fresh as it gets!) and it was amongst the tastiest things I have ever eaten in my life. Seriously, they really know what they are doing in this part of the world when it comes to lamb.





A wedding in Afrikaans
Given that Brandvlei is one of the hottest places in the country, the wedding wasn't set to start until 15:00. Even then though the last few hours before the sun began to set were still uncomfortably hot for the un-aclimatised like us. It was not difficult to spot those of us who had never been to a rural Afrikaans wedding before. Tip for the future: you don't need to wear a tie for this kind of event - in fact suits are not really expected either. But still, what true Scotsman would attend a big wedding and not wear his kilt? If you're going to travel all this way for a wedding, you may as well bring a bit of your culture with you :)


Following a short and very sweet ceremony in the church, we all wandered over to the village hall next door to rest in the shade and listen to some music. The happy couple's talented friends played for us as we sat under a very attractive awning, munching biltong, karoo cheddar (aw man, so good) and sipping homemade ginger beer. 



Almost everyone who lives in this village (which I'm told has around 30 families in it - although somebody else told me it was actually 13) seemed to be in someway involved in this event. Whether it was driving the bus for the guests, serving the meal, butchering the meat, or giving up spare beds in their homes for guests. And you just know you're really in a small town  when the blokes running the sound system are actually travelling mechanics from a village 250kms away whose main job is traversing the Karoo fixing wind pumps and when the guy running the hotel (and the village bar) has turned up to be a bartender at the wedding too.

Finally the sun went down and the heat went back to bearable (in the mid-20s) and we made our way to our tables for speeches and food. Another notable meal, this time cooked by Brandvlei's very own Masterchef finalist (true story!) and great wine. Also check out what they did with the table decorations  - so pretty.



Then came the speeches, which were all in Afrikaans. There was an order to it (but I can't really remember) and at some point the groom got up to speak. Suddenly every young man in the room picked up his chair and moved over to surround the poor fella. They then proceeded to heckle him mercilessly and throw things. This situation totally flummoxed me until someone finally explained that that is actually just part of Afrikaans tradition. Who knew??!



After the food and the speeches of course came the dancing. The couple had specifically chosen a playlist filled with fun rock and pop songs of a more international variety (think AC/DC, Michael Jackson, James etc), but that didn't stop anybody from engaging in another amusing (for me) Afrikaans tradition. It's called sockies. It looks like a kind of ballroom waltz, and everyone was doing it. Learnt a lot of new stuff at this wedding for sure!

We stayed til the end of the party, dancing, drinking, chatting and making new friends. It was totally worth travelling all the way to be part of this very special occasion and without question, it really was the ultimate way to discover what Northern Cape culture is all about. And - I now know what the Afrikaans word gramadoelas really means :)